Thursday, July 17, 2008

To all my liberal friends.... all one of you :)

Catherine - a little girl about age 6, in our neighborhood - told me that she wanted to be President one day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

Catherine replied - "I would give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal you have there Catherine."
I told her (while both parents beamed), "but, you don't have to wait until you're President to help the homeless. You can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house."

Catherine thought that over for a second, and then replied, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop himself, and you can pay him the $5 dollars?"

Welcome to the Republican Party, Catherine

Wednesday, July 16, 2008


How To Play This Game of Tag:Post these rules on your blog.List: 3 joys, 3 fears, 3 goals, 3 current obsessions/collections, 3 random surprising facts about yourself.Tag 5 people at the end of your post by leaving their names. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog!

Okay, so here goes!
1. Having tan lines.... weird I know, but there is nothing as satisfy as a hard days work of laying in the sun to come home and see great new tan lines. It's like I worked hard for it or something.
2. Sad emo songs... it's disgusting that they bring me happiness but the more pain, heart wrenching the lyrics the happier I get!
3. My neices and nephews.... I have often wondered why this is.... why people are so drawn to kids... they are so annoying! They cry, whine, poop in their pants, and slobber EVERYWHERE but for some reason, I can't get enough of them!

1. Getting Fat.
2. Being Alone
3. The dark

1. Learn the guitar better
2. Survive both grad school and Jr. high...
3. Go to Italy... and for those of you that I know I hate traveling, that is a huge goal!

1. Well... the biggest one hands down right now is the fact that I am only eating raw foods... Yes, no breads, pasta, meat, or even most dairy. It's crazy I know but for some reason I FEEL great!
2. Seth Cohen.... this character off the OC... now before you role your eyes let me explain, this kid is a total geek, as nerdy as they come, but for some reason you just love him and are so attracted to him.... he's so addicting. It's so weird!
3. Well if you would have asked me a week ago I would have said cooking.... but obviously being a raw foodist right now that is thrown ou the window so I guess I will have to go with the all so favorite.... working out. Espeically Step Aerobics.... I love it so much that I get up at 5:30 in the morning to do it.... even though it's summer vacation! I guess you could say that's pretty obsessive...

1. I love watching people..... and because of watching people for so long I can now usually tell you where anyone is from... just by looking at them.
2. I don't forget people. Kinda similar to the first one... but I am very observant.... so much that a lot of times I play it off and pretend like I don't remember or don't see people because I don't want to seem like a stalker or something.
3. I am sick of making friends....

As for tagging people.... if you would like to complete this I would LOVE to read it, so tell me you are going to do it :) Good luck!